Monday, November 4, 2019

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink. I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink (The Beatles)

When I read this, I had to laugh. For a few reasons.

Number one: it comes from America and their term started in September! So after 2 months, the poor things are tired. Wah wah, cry me a river!

Hey northern hemisphere! We've been at it since January!!!

Given that - number two: these items from tired teachers ARE funny.

My favourites: 

“Wrote the date as 2015 on the board. The kids actually looked a little concerned.” —Brianna G.

“Tried to leave the house in slippers. Again.” —Katherine D.

“Tried to make coffee without water, then tried to make coffee again … without coffee.” —Stephanie T.

“Couldn’t remember my name when meeting a student and his mom.” —Nikolette B.

“Accidentally grabbed a glue stick out of my desk drawer and put it on like Chapstick.” —Kaitlin P.

Took my spouse to the supermarket and divided the shopping list. Then I purchased my items and drove off, leaving him stranded and confused.” —Yasmin M.

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