Being in a staff skit at school is a well accepted ritual.
It goes with the territory.
This week the staff is performing as a bunch of Fred Daggs as we recreate the Gumboot Song during a cultural day celebration.
Each class was assigned a country by the Year 13 students and obviously we landed Aotearoa.
My first involvement in this form of ritual humiliation was in my first year of teaching - 1983 at New Plymouth Boys' High School. The staff had to do a performance as part of an old boys' day. We elected to do a Monty Python skit - the secret service/ cricket one. A lot of laughs!
There have been many memorable further staff shenanigans over the years - often at school camps and assemblies.
My last one was at Woodford House, 2016 - the staff did ABBA's Mamma Mia in seventies garb. Hilarious.
It's all part of teaching - just another role, where you check your dignity at the door - you have to get involved and shed your inhibitions.